Cult Leaders Got it going on...

You’re old. Dating is tough,especially in today’s day and age. You’ve diverted from God at some point and whatever is wrong with you is probably not covered by medicare. Your future is unclear and there are bills to pay. What options do you have?

You begin to ponder: I could start my own cult. That’s it! You mull over your qualifications: I took drama in high school, my friend’s children say I’m creepy, and I don’t even like coffee. I CAN DO THIS!

People start to hang on your every word. You have a growing following. Women commit themselves to you so you suddenly make multiple marriages a recent ‘revelation.’

Soon the followers of your cult ask where they should buy property so that you can build the compound you’ve always wanted.

You subtly suggest bling, you get bling.

You mention more wives, you get more wives.

Anything you want is at your fingertips.

Now the question still remains: If you had all this at your finger tips, why would you insist people dress like Little House on the Prairie?