Pacific Resources

I sat in a meeting yesterday for four long hours justifying my job again. I don’t mind it, so it is to live in a corporation. But in this meeting I had just one take away: business people don’t need to learn formal English in order to run a business. I’m not talking about immigrants (most likely Canadian) who are coming to the country and taking our comedian jobs. I mean people who have lived here their whole life. These are the people who never bothered to memorize the difference between their, there, and they’re or two, to, and too.

These words they spoke were like angry ferret nails on a brand new sun burn. And all I could do to keep it in was to remember God’s grace, God’s mercy. It really helped me get through it.

God is so good to me.

“Let me ‘confer’ you too some ‘pacific’ resources.”

Dang I’m awesome.