Super Genius

Mason is my 3 year old son, I have two boys. The whole terrible twos thing is a boldface lie. It’s the threes. Or maybe it’s the twos and threes but they’re still so cute at two you hardly notice, and the bites aren’t as potent.

So Mason is known for pushing the limits and defying authority, totally his mother’s influence. So when he drew me this picture I was so proud because it showed he was really taking time away from the daily fits to make this special picture for me. I even took it to work.

Some people asked me about the clown robot (Miles). This one woman at work asked me about this one. She was clearly impressed. She stared hard. Too hard. She asked how he drew it. I told her that my son had just done the colored parts.

What the (expletive) ?!?!? Did she seriously thinka three year old would draw this rendition of Green Lantern and then forget the lines he drew only to go all artsy with a crayon? If so, I’m never sending him to art school. I think I’ll send him straight to ‘good decision' school.