Obama's Mom

In the whole scheme of things, I know that God will be the King of of whoever is selected to be president, so in the large picture, I'm not worried. I will always be human and always get distracted by the day-to-day stuff of what to wear, what I will eat, and who to vote for.
So when it comes time to select a running mate for the candidates there is a major disability to speak of. I'm talking about Senator Obama.
With a name like his, there are certain limitations. It's something that has plagued him since childhood. For instance, he can't call his mother "mama" otherwise her name would be Obama's Mama.
Other things Obama can't do:

• He can't buy a llama.
• He can't go to the Bahamas.
• Can't join drama.
• Can't wear pajamas.
• Can't participate in Ramadon.
• Cannot be seen eating or mention Hostess products (Obama Ding Dong)
• He must stay away from inverted commas.
• He mmust never visit the Dalai Lama
• And finally he must avoid things that are sensational or that could conjure up thoughts of a great movement among people, otherwise people will refer to the movement as an Obama-rama.

So he chose Biden. He really dodged a bullet on that one.